Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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