I just pynch a tree in the face
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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