She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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