NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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