its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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