Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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