Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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