Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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