Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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