so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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