I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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