what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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