Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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