btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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