Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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