How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
