Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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