the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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