Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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