4 words: hood of his car
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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