road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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