escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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