I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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