So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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