maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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