I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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