Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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