ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Your cock deserves a montage
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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