Who wears a wallet chain?!
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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