i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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