its not stalking. its research.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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