week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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