Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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