ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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