Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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