I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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