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my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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