But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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