so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
