whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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