I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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