I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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