Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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