You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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