I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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