No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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