i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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