Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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