the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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