and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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