This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it was like his penis was on wheels.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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