pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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