so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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