That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
i've created a new STD.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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