ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Sext me about skeletons
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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