did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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